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Primal Knowlege (A fable)

Mist rose from the waters of the primal lake. The warm rays from the sun lit the early morning, bringing life to the creatures that inhabited the swamplands that covered the area. The day looked to be another hot and humid day.

Two men, Nog and Ooga, stood on the shore of the lake, overlooking the vast expanse, which included not only the large lake, but tall mountains, including a volcano which spewed ash and steam into the air. The men also spotted several animals roaming the area.

Nog looked toward his friend and said “Uk twaugo cam gwet valca.” {Translated to I believe a see a sabre-tooth tiger in the trees.}

Ooga replied, “Wetrup goonta cam hetratum guano.” {Good thing you brought your club.}

Nog held over his shoulder a large club, which he fashioned from a tree. While most of the animals around their cave were harmless, the sabre-tooth tiger was fearless, and often caused havoc to their clan.

Nog added, “Express cam American loopa.” {I never leave home without it.”}

Off in the distance, they heard a noise; a loud screeching sound followed by conversation and then laughter. They had heard these sounds before and knew they came from the dreaded pterodactyl who took to the skies each day, tormenting other animals. Nog and Ooga knew they were in for another day of primal entertainment.

The pterodactyl’s name was Perry. His twenty-foot wingspan and crowned skull was terrifying enough, but his sarcastic sense of humor and outwardly joy in dispensing pain gave Perry the nickname Terror of the Skies. Perry flew above the land, clutching a large club, similar to the one Nog carried. In fact, the rumor was that Perry spied Nog one day and carved his club in a much larger likeness of Nog’s club. Perry named his club The Assault Weapon, and used it when tormenting animals. His tormenting usually followed the same pattern. Perry would locate his prey, circle high above it, yell sarcastic and belittling comments its way, and then swoop down and pound his victim in the head with his club. Today would be no exception, and Nog and Ooga watched from afar as Perry chose his first victim.

Perry spotted a brontosaurus named Betty, partially submerged in the lake, eating leaves from large eucalyptus tree. Perry circled low over Betty and let out with a barrage of mean comments.

“Hey Betty. What a big butt you have. But you wouldn’t know since you have a brain the size of a walnut.”

“Go away Perry. You’re awful.” Betty exclaimed.

“Maybe we should call you Big Butt, Brain the Size of a Nut, Betty.” Perry laughed, as he swooped down and smacked Betty on the top of her head. “Have a good day, pea brain.” Perry remarked, as he flew off, in search of his next prey.

It didn’t take long for Perry to find one. Stuart the stegosaurus, walked along the shores of the lake. Perry headed toward Stuart, thinking of trenchant words he can spew. In no time, Perry was circling above Stuart, waving the assault weapon back-and-forth. Stuart stopped in his tracks, looked skyward, and prepared for the dreaded attack.

Perry shouted as he flew closer to Stuart. “Hello Stu. Question. Does it hurt when you sit on your tail?” He laughed at his quick wit.

“Leave me alone. You’re a mean old person who must have had a bad upbringing.” Stuart said, anticipating what would come next.

“How does it feel to always be followed by a bunch of pricks?” Perry laughed.

Again, he swooped low and bonked Stuart on the head with his club, and then flew off, screeching loudly.

Perry was having a grand morning. It was still early, and he’d already assaulted two unsuspecting victims. Looking for his third, he spied Thomas the tyrannosaurus rex sauntering though an open field. Perry flew toward the field, delighted in the knowledge that he would soon mock one of the most vicious animals around.

Circling above Thomas, Perry pronounced, “What’s up, Thomas? Try and catch me. Oh! You can’t with those measly, small stubs you call arms.”

Thomas looked up and shook his fist Perry’s way. Perry, of course could not see it and mocked Thomas more. “You waving to me? Hard to tell with those bitty protrusions you call hands perched on those small arms of yours.”

As he’d already done twice that morning, Perry flew down, club extended, ready to rap Thomas on his head. In one quick movement, Thomas swung around. His massive tail knocked Perry out of the sky. Perry fell dizzily at Thomas’ feet. Bending over, Thomas stretched as much as he could and grabbed Perry with one hand and the club with the other.

“This is what you get for your mean-spirited, brutal ways.” Thomas said, holding Perry as high as possible so he could look into the dazed pterodactyl’s eyes. Thomas swung his other arm and gave Perry three hard knocks on his noggin. Adding insult to injury, Thomas said “You’d best change your ways, you bird-brained, featherless, freak.”

Thomas released Perry, and then lifted one of his gargantuan legs and broke the assault weapon over his knee. He threw the broken parts of the club at Perry and said, “Now, be off with you and don’t come back.”

Perry flew off, empty handed, and without words. He left, never to be seen in the area again.


The moral of the story:

One doesn’t need assault weapons when small arms will suffice.

Seeing Light

Clevenger House.

Light. Look around. It’s everywhere. Without it, looking around is wasted time.

I am a photographer. I photograph light. Most of my photographs are images of my surroundings; mountain vistas or river views, and sometimes, man-made objects such as old buildings or distant roads. What I photograph, however, are not the objects my camera points to, but the light that is reflected from those objects, into my lens.

Light is not static. It changes, depending upon many factors. The time of day affects how light reflects off objects. Likewise, the time of year also has profound effects on light. The environment affects light. Rain, fog, or even pollution affect how light bounces off things.

My camera can also change light. Add a filter to my lens, and darks become darker, reds jump out of a multi-colored background, and faint clouds appear stark white against a bold blue sky.

When I make photographs, I look at what I want to capture. I frame my shots. I check for angles and background clutter. I look for contrasts in color. I strive to include a focal point; the main object of a photograph that everything else in the image compliments. When I have what I want in my viewfinder, I press the shutter release, capturing what I was looking at when I made the image. What I saw at through the viewfinder is often not what I found. I give credit to or blame light for that. A recent trip into the desert is a great example of this.

I spent an afternoon in the Boyce Thompson Arboretum near Superior, Arizona. I went to hike and always take a camera to capture my surroundings. An old house stands in the park. Built into the side of a mountain is the Clevenger House. One of the rooms contains a small window, carved into the rock wall. It was late afternoon. The sun was sinking in the west, dimming the usually dark room even more. I stood back in the room, looking at the contrast between the dark wall and the fading light which shone through the glass. I framed the window in the top center section of my viewfinder, and used the stone floor to move the eyes up toward the window. Everything looked well. I made the image. Later that evening, I opened the image to perform post-processing fixes.

The image looked different. I saw something in it that I didn’t see while making it. When I looked at the scene while capturing the image, I missed the eeriness of the floor. Only afterward did I see a secondary image, this one in the floor. A face appeared. A weird, scary face, with mean eyes and a slanted, almost frowning mouth, filled the photograph. The stones in the floor didn’t make the face. The light filtering through the window did.

The photograph, although not what I planned on when I made it, is a better photograph because of how the light painted the face on the floor. I looked at a dark windowed room. In time, I saw much more.

In Decision

Horace was elated. He’d won something. He’d never won anything in his life, and just like that, he won a lottery. A Mega-millions lottery: or in his case, a mega-thousands lottery.

Horace guessed five out of six numbers correctly. Actually, he didn’t guess the five numbers. He used the jersey numbers from the starting five players of the 1984 Los Angeles Lakers: 5, 32, 33, 42, and 45 (Byron Scott, Magic Johnson, Kareem Abdul Jabbar, James Worthy, and A.C. Green respectively). He had 31 (Kurt Rambis) for the Powerball number, but number 21 (Michael Cooper’s number) popped up in the final spot. Still, Horace won a little over thirty-thousand dollars. Enough money to go on a trip with his wife.

Horace’s wife, Henrietta was a homebody. She didn’t like to travel much, preferring to stay close to home.

“Come on honey, we can go anywhere you’d like. Paris. Rome. Moab. You name it and we’re there.” Horace pleaded with Henrietta.

“I’m perfectly fine here.” she said. “I didn’t leave anything in any of those places, and I don’t intend to. If you really have an itch to see the world, ask Grant.”

Grant was Horace’s oldest and best friend. The two had shared many experiences over the years. Travel was not one of them.

“Grant is like you.” Horace said to Henrietta. “He’s never been farther than Jerome, and that trip was only because he got lost trying to find Sedona.”

She replied, “I remember that trip. What was it he said when asked about his adventure?”

“He was talking about his trip. Someone asked ‘Jerome?’ He said, ‘No. I went there on purpose.’”

Henrietta said, “Well, I think you should ask him anyway. It would do you two good to get out of the house. And I could use a break.”

Horace called Grant. “Let’s go somewhere, just you and me.” he said over the phone.

Grant replied, “You mean to Suds? It’s not Wednesday afternoon.”

“No. A trip. Anywhere in the world. All expenses paid by me and the millions of other suckers who waste money on lottery tickets, hoping to strike it rich.”

Grant was a little confused. “Are you telling me you’re a gazillionaire or something?”

“Not quite. I won enough money for us to take a trip. Henrietta thinks we should go somewhere; get out of town and explore. What do you think?” Horace asked.

“Anywhere?” Grant asked.

“Anywhere you want to go. Think about it. We’ll talk tomorrow.”

Horace met up with Grant the following morning at Frenchy’s Diner. Over coffee and donuts, they discussed travel.

“Did you think about where you want to go?” Horace asked Grant.

Grant had a list of possible destinations. “Yep. I’m thinking Athens. I’ve always wanted to see the Apocalypse.”

“You’re confused as usual. You mean the Acropolis.”

Grant crossed the first item off his list. “Well then, how about London? We can go see Uncle Ben.”

Horace shook his head. “Where are you getting your information?” he asked.

“I’ve been reading this book by Charles Atlas.”

“Are you referring to the body builder?”

“Yeah. That’s him. He wrote a big old book with lots of maps and stuff.” Grant added.

“I’ve got news for you, Grant. That’s an Atlas. Charles didn’t write it. London has Big Be . . . “

“Never mind. I’ll scratch that one off my list.” Grant lined through London and then said “Maybe the south of France.”

“Now we’re talking.” Horace proclaimed.

Grant responded to Horace’s comment. “Nice.”

Horace replied, pronouncing the name of the French city in a slow, deliberate voice. “Nice.”

“Grant replied, “I don’t want her to come. She smells funny and eats too much.”

“Who are you talking about?” Horace asked.

“My niece Molly. She . . .”

“Stop it Grant. You’re starting to annoy me.”

“Sorry Horace.” Grant looked at his list again. “Maybe we could go to the Sahara Desert.”

“What makes you want to go there?”

“I was watching football on TV the other day. Joe Buck was announcing. He talked about a trip he made to Mali. He took his wife Michelle and his brother Tim Buck too.”

“Dammit Grant! Would you get serious? I’m offering to take you on a trip anywhere in the world, and you’re making fun of my offer.”

“Sorry Horace. It’s just that I’ve never really been anywhere. Okay, how about Italy? I’ve always wanted to see the ruins.”

Horace finally looked pleased. He responded. “Rome?”

Grant replied, “No. Let’s make an itinerary.”